Irishman's Philosophy
There are only two things to worry about
If you are well or sick.
If you are well, there is nothing to worry about
If you are sick, there are two things to worry about
If you'll get well or if you'll die.
If you get well, there is nothing to worry about
If you die, there are two things to worry about
If you'll go to heaven or if you'll go to hell.
If you go to heaven, there is nothing to worry about
If you go to hell you will be so busy shaking the hands of your friends you won't have time to worry.
